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George Bush Sr. "Love Children": Halle Berry and Condoleezza

1. Justin Timberlake will come out of the closet as a gay man - He did dump Jessica Biel for Cameron Diaz, who acts and looks like a man! "Can't be Rap if you don't like Back."
2. J-Lo’s tattoo “Eight is Enough.” She’s married four times, has four to go. Quatro + Quatro = Ocho!  Number 8 husband will be Ocho Cinco.
3. Condoleezza Rice and Hallle Berry will discover they are George Bush Sr. love-children: Their nicknames will be "Beauty and Beast."
4. Kendra Wilkenson will win 2012 Academy Award "OctoMom." All chldren from different daddies - non white
5. Ricky Martin’s new tattoo above his will read: “Bloody Mary” because he likes it up the pooper.
6. Charlie Sheen will marry Lady Gaga in 2011. Their children will be "Meant to be" crossdressing drug addicts
7. Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin will have "love child." She  is ugly redhead and sexually confused
8. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentio will change his name to Mike "The Constipation"
9. Piers Morgan's HOT wife will request a freebee once a month - she will choose the UPS man
10. Julia Roberts will host the 2012 AVN Porn Awards and win for "Best Blow Job"